Cookie Monster Chocolate Chip Cookies

The Cookie Monster is kind of a nickname I gave myself (is it lame to give yourself a nickname? Especially one taken from a Muppet? Oh well). If I'm being disciplined (which isn't often), I can say no to sweets. But I cannot ever refuse cookies. At least, not chocolate chip cookies. No amount of discipline keeps me away from those. Of course, the sugar rush I get from them makes me feel gross so I set out quite a while ago to try to make the perfect, naturally-sweetened cookie recipe.